Rebels will ensure clash goes to script

Cork v Waterford is the classic modern hurling rivalry but it’s hard to see past the Rebels tomorrow.

Odd ceist. Would you be comfortable bringing students from the University of California in Santa Barbara along to Tom Semple’s field tomorrow, to watch Cork and Waterford go at it?

The students at the U of C, for readers who missed it during the week, are an easily distressed lot. Appalled at the discovery that not every book finishes with the words “And they all lived happily ever afterwards”, they’ve taken to demanding so-called trigger warnings on works of literature, red flags to warn them about any plot developments that may scare the horses.