Cats napping?

BACK a couple of years ago, when that ‘If Teams Were a Pop Star/Item of Clothing/Car’ concept beloved of newspaper sports sections was at its height, someone — it might even have been yours truly — declared that if Kilkenny were a film character they’d be The Terminator.

You know, that grim, remorseless Schwarzenegger alter ego. An inhuman killing machine, tooled up to the eyeballs with hi-tech firepower. Implacable, indestructible, never liable to let emotion get in the way of business and always looking ahead to the next job.

“I’ll be back” indeed.