Clarke addicted to GAA’s Friday night lights

THE trouble with talent scouts is that they only talk about where you are going because they don’t know what you are leaving behind.

And the AFL reps have an easy sell. A-U-S-T-R-A-L-I-A. It even ‘bladdy’ sounds good.

It’s our new America. A vast and prosperous land. Sunshine and surfboards. Golden beaches with golden girls. Home of the BBQ and the MCG.