‘Killer’ touch from Larkin

EOIN LARKIN ambles into the Croke Park press room ready for the barrage of questions. The identity of the first inquisitor takes him by surprise. Brian Cody, in the midst of his own media session, decides to lob the first enquiring missile in Larkin’s direction.

“What are you doing here?”

Larkin replies in a flash. “Here to make sure you wouldn’t say anything about me!” Cody considers the response and turns to the watching press gang.