It’s the end of the World Cup as we know it

By Liam Mackey

THE good news today is that the most baffling mystery of World Cup 2002 has finally been solved. We have discovered the whereabouts of Mark Lawrenson’s missing moustache. And it was staring us in the face all the time, so to speak, from its unlikely new home just above the forehead of a Mr Ronaldo of Brazil. To which one can only say: blimey, that must have been some tackle.