Hail to the king: All credit to LeBron, from LeBron
We over here on this Great Little Nation of ours have much to be thankful to the United States of America for — cheap oversized Ralph Lauren sweaters from Woodbury Common for one — but, as January draws to a welcome climax and our sports-loving minds wander, we should look west to the Home of the Brave to be entertained, for every day is a soap opera.
LeBron James would be some man at the edge of the square. Granted, he’d want all the handy frees, and he’d be a great man for shouting at you to keep the head up after you kicked your fourth consecutive wide, but those concessions would be worth it.
