Hail to the king: All credit to LeBron, from LeBron

Gods make their own importance

We over here on this Great Little Nation of ours have much to be thankful to the United States of America for — cheap oversized Ralph Lauren sweaters from Woodbury Common for one — but, as January draws to a welcome climax and our sports-loving minds wander, we should look west to the Home of the Brave to be entertained, for every day is a soap opera.

LeBron James would be some man at the edge of the square. Granted, he’d want all the handy frees, and he’d be a great man for shouting at you to keep the head up after you kicked your fourth consecutive wide, but those concessions would be worth it.