Ireland’s pink panther

SHE has an idea what you probably think, about her, about her sport.

Mixed Martial Arts and cage fighting is “nearly this criminal activity” in which “thugs and scumbags” pummel each other, and any woman that engages in it must be “masculine and ugly and very aggressive” because it’s something that real women wouldn’t do. The former US presidential candidate John McCain once described MMA as “human cock-fighting”.

Even the sport’s biggest operator, the UFC, won’t facilitate female fights. So since she craves them, will travel anywhere in the world to have one, with her wild, pink, punk hair, that must make her some kind of freak.