Tweets of the week

“Just got pulled over by Cincinnati police for my window tint being to dark? Does this qualify as being in trouble?”

NFL receiver Chad Ochocinco (@Ochocinco) tweeted after he was stopped by police.

“Officer ask: Why are your tints so dark? Reply: Kind sir with all due respect I’m allergic to the sun. Officer: Here’s your citation. Reply: Damn.”

Looks like even NFL players can’t get away with the Stephen Ireland approach to cars.

“As long as this NBA LOCKOUT IS IM GONNA BE ON LOCKOUT FROM TWITTER!”

Los Angeles Lakers forward Devin Ebanks (@DevinEbanks3) announcing a yearlong hiatus from Twitter in 50 days to focus on basketball.

“holidays booked, 10 days in ibiza....id prefer to be still in the championship! on a brighter note, gpa card arrived today #freeintocoppers”

Meath’s Paddy O’Rourke (@PaORourke89) has found some consolation in his side’s loss to Kildare.

“You know you’re tired when you try and shave with your toothbrush”

Jason Ryan must be putting the Wexford lads through their paces if this tweet from @aindreasdoyle is anything to go by.

“Just at training, what a feeling, love being around the guys..”

Dublin’s Simon Lambert (@SLambert14) posted this unusual one.

“Note to self: Don’t leave phone around fellow team members in future. #RookieMistake”

And followed it up with this