Time for Roman to decide whether to stick or twist

I DIDN’T want Fernando Torres to score against West Brom on Saturday. The reason?

We had a bit of drama on the way to the Midlands – our front tyre blew in the fast lane of the M40 when we were going faster than we probably should have been. We then spent the next hour or so waiting for the recovery truck before heading to a tyre retailer by our Manchester United supporting patrolman.

Veering across three lanes of a motorway while trying to keep control of your vehicle does concentrate the mind somewhat, but not far behind for me was the possibility of Torres scoring when I wasn’t there — selfish I know, but I feel he owes it to me!