Just how low can ’Pool go?

WELCOME to Terrace Talk’s first relegation battle. It might be the last. I’m feeling as safe as a chicken in a fat camp.

There’s a reason these four clubs have their own page. Spurs are the first intruders since Everton, and even then we won... well, you know.

As a team plummets, past achievements bizarrely lose their regenerative powers. They become needles in the eyes, exacerbating rather than soothing the modern malaise.