Awful reality bites as our rudderless Reds revealed

IF A picture paints a thousand words, replace this column with a shot of Kenny Dalglish at the Europa Cup draw.

Perhaps he had a sort of Glaswegian flashback and Unirea Urziceni is some sort of threat.

That confused, pained expression when he tried to decipher the name of our opponents is also soldered onto my face, now and possibly for the rest of time. If you’re looking for trouble, you’ve come to the right place. The ravenous wolves were sidetracked by Manchester’s very own blue comedy club, but that will last until Liverpool’s next defeat.