No end to Reina/Rafa’s foot-in-mouth folly

IF Rafa gets bored with management he could always try his hand at ventriloquism.

He’s a natural. I’m losing count of the times his words come out of others’ mouths.

Journalists who know to the exact penny how little is in the kitty. Internet warriors who uncannily ‘predicted’ that Mascherano would play right-back last March. Famous reds with impeccable credentials who, with unnerving synchronicity, inform the world that Babel was actually one of Rick Parry’s gaffes, at the exact moment the crying Dutchman burns his last bridge.