Thoughts are elsewhere despite distraction aplenty

AT LEAST we can concentrate on the league.

There is the wispiest possibility of that line being selected for the Examiner supplement’s “football columnists are utter gimps” segment after last night’s events.

Then again I might have won the lottery, handed in my notice and whisked myself and Christina Ricci off to the Bahamas on the back of a gryphon. It’ll be best for all concerned if we kept some semblance of realism for the moment.