What the hell happened? I’m really asking...

TO recap: we’re out of the title race, the manager has lost his mind and is angling for a move to Madrid, we’re too negative, the referees are in United’s pocket and this is their best squad ever.

Oh sorry, that was two weeks ago. Where’s the delete button? What the hell just happened there? I’m really asking. It is after all a mere three weeks since we trudged out of Toxic City speed-dialling the Samaritans. It can’t all be down to Gerrard and Torres surely? We’re swiftly running out of excuses not to regard ourselves as challengers now. The eternally gloomy (God I hate them sooooo much) will find any reason to see nothing but smothering darkness at the end of the tunnel.

Boring football? 13 goals in 3 games and now we’re the league’s highest scorers, United’s goal difference advantage having evaporated.