Champagne football sparks derby day joy

ROY Keane has hit a new high in his Sunderland career.

He has experienced a win in the Wear-Tyne derby and it tastes better than the most rump of steaks, the finest of wines and the biggest of cigars.

I have to say, the ridiculous amount of vodka I had after the game tasted just that little bit sweeter as well. And I wasn’t alone. The city was buzzing afterwards, as evening revellers and drunken football fans mingled as one to celebrate our first home win against the enemy for 28 years, without a hint of trouble.