Hold the back page: Tevez and Rooney click into gear

SO much for the post-international break hangover we were all dreading, eh? Mind you, Rio Ferdinand was still crying about yet another aborted Russian invasion by occidentals before kickoff on Saturday: “I couldn’t contemplate watching the European Championship finals without England in it, that is unthinkable.”

Unthinkable?!

I think not. And also, might I add, utterly desirable too.