Relic of auld indecency

Our intrepid correspondent gets to grips with the legendary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

ALL together now: it’s dirty work, but someone’s got to do it.

As if it isn’t bad enough that your long-suffering correspondent is obliged to travel the globe attending World Cups and Champions League finals, the Irish Examiner Sports Desk, in its infinite sadism, has now saddled me with a new and even more demanding assignment.