Topsy-turvy day as Rafa resembles you know Hou

WE’VE just won seven games out of the last nine, so why the long face? Are we such ungrateful curs? It’s like getting to sleep with Cameron Diaz and moaning about the price of condoms.

Welcome to our schizophrenic world.

Unbeatable at home, dreadful away. Every home success, though welcome, feels like being told the hangman’s run out of rope but you know it’s merely a temporary reprieve until the shops open.