Top 10 Kerry Explanations For Dressing-Room Discord

10 - Just putting off people on the prowl for All-Ireland tickets, like.

9 - Discussion of Lost that got out of hand.

8 - Bid to imitate Conor Mortimer/Ciaran McDonald hair colour that went awry.

7 - Arrah, Donaghy was warming up his quips for Paul Hearty, and sure next thing. . .

6 - Paul Galvin started elbowing his own reflection.

5 - Someone said beating Mayo in a final wouldn’t count.

4 - Jack O’Connor insisted on being addressed as Tony Soprano.

3 - Seamus Moynihan finally admitted he doesn’t like his nickname.

2 - Diarmuid Murphy said ‘it’s An Daingean, you ludramán’.

1 - “Ah, sure that was only the Ó Sé’s speaking Irish! Argument? What argument?”