Deadline day gives Gunners new ammo

WHEN the camera zooms in on a couple of pretty gals enthusiastically bouncing up and down during the break of a Brazil game, I usually assume that some letch behind the lens has spent the first-half seeking them out.

But on Sunday I saw with my own eyes that Brazil is not only just about the beautiful game’s biggest draw, but that they also seem to attract huge numbers of female footie fans, including masses of fair maidens, as opposed to the more buxom ‘geezer birds’ who’re perhaps more common on British terraces.

Naturally, I normally only have eyes for my own missus. Róna can confirm that I’m more like one of the two doddery old boys in that ancient joke about them watching the young fillies parade past on the seafront, as he ponders to his pal “I know I’m supposed to look, but I can’t remember why.”