Chelsea, you can buy everything but class

THIS is getting seriously creepy now. It’s weird enough that Arsenal are repeating our 2004/05 moment for moment. Local rivals in fourth, crossing every finger hoping you fail every round.

Their captain and best player constantly linked with pastures new, Juventus meekly surrendering in the last eight.

Now we beat the champions in a semi final thanks to Garcia, with a late sitter missed by one of their divers in the 33rd minute of injury time, followed by Mourinho’s marvellously repellent outburst.