Tommy Martin: Celtic fans will beware their next smooth-talking showman 

Like Brendan before him, Ange was just another football manager, a man on the longest climb on the greasiest pole. But more fool us, how we had fallen again

DEPARTURE: Ange Postecoglou has left Celtic to become Tottenham head coach on a four-year deal. Pic: PA

A Scottish wedding feast and the nervous young groom, in traditional tartan dress, rises to toast his beloved.

“To the person who makes me happy every time I see their face,” he shyly announces, glancing down at his beaming new wife. “The person who reminds me to appreciate the little things in life. Who has made me believe that anything is possible. You have truly turned my life around in a short space of time and I love you for it. I would highly recommend that you all find someone that makes you feel the way that I do, so I would very much appreciate it if you would all raise a glass…to big Ange Postecoglou! TO ANGE!!"