Colin Sheridan: Whatever happened, Kevin McStay has Mayo finely tuned

FINE JOB DONE: Mayo manager Kevin McStay. Pic: ©INPHO/Ryan Byrne
Congratulations, reader, for you know something I do not. If you’re a regular patron or a loved one, you could argue it’s been forever thus, but, possession of the pen being nine tenths of the law etc, you should back the hell up. Please appreciate that I am writing this from a position of absolute ignorance.
This is a piece about Sunday's Allianz Football League final between Galway and Mayo, an article about something that has already happened, written before it ever happened. This is not an ill-timed preview or a fraudulently constructed review, no, this is some next-level, meta content. The sports-writing equivalent of “If you’re reading this, I’m already dead”.