Enda McEvoy: no winning in football's prediction game

As we enter the last stretch of the Premier League season, how did we see it playing out when it kicked off? 

AUF WIEDERSEHN PET: Then Chelsea manager Thomas Tuchel. 

Well, that was a quick six months. No, seven months. No, hang on… Can it really be eight months since we were here on the first weekend of August as the gun started on the 2022-23 Premier League, attempting to anticipate the inevitable, unavoidable madness about to come dropping?

(That was a rhetorical question.)