Larry Ryan: Small question, should you count your keepie-uppies?

We're all losing sleep over the big questions, right now. So let’s be thankful we can still wake up to the small questions. Such as, should you count your keepie-uppies.
It never occurred to me before, to ask the question. And it has never occurred to anyone else either, in modern human history, judging by Google, which draws a blank on this one.