End of Season awards: Austin Gleeson a cut above the rest

Michael Moynihan has been in touch with PwC and collected the envelope. Opening it and seeing the bribe was not as big as expected, he decided to just release his much-anticipated End of Season awards, now known by absolutely nobody as the Moynies.

The talk is cheap but better than silence (Quote of the year) award:

Either John ‘Bubbles’ O’Dwyer saying Tipp were “champions of Ireland” with a present participle added last Sunday on live television, or Tipperary minor hurling selector John Sheedy when asked about minors playing Gaelic football and hurling and he pointed out that with all the games, training, back doors, etc: “Batman wouldn’t do that.” (Note: this came out at the Tipperary press night, and much thanks to senior manager Michael Ryan for recommending a chat with John in the first place).