GPA making an example of the GAA

As the celebrities of the world stampede one way in cowardly dereliction of responsibility, the county men march heroically against them, their hands up for duty.

“She’s a role model, I’m not,” protests Rihanna, refusing to take the stage with Taylor Swift, at some shindig.

“I’m no role model,” abdicates rapper Iggy Azalea, a far cry from Fr Iggy Clarke.