Slaughtneil conjuring magic once again

Before telling the story, I need to provide some background. As a boy, I mainlined Westerns. Cowboys and Indians. Despite the fact that they usually got whipped, I always aligned myself with the Indians — or native Americans, as they should be called.
In fact, I always felt slightly aggrieved with God that I was born in a hospital. It should have been a teepee. Hunting buffalos. Riding horses on the open plains. Ambushing the American cavalry. That was the life for me. I had school: spellings, tables and my awful paintings. It was such a raw deal.