Schmidt’s side of the fence now the only place to be
No, Joe Schmidt’s greatest nightmare is a kid called Darren.
The Ireland coach was a headmaster in New Zealand at the time. The story goes that the girls’ schools near his own had been unexpectedly released from their educational bonds for the rest of the day. Their first instinct was to march en masse for the boys’ enclosure down the road and instigate a clamour for a similar release.
