Damned if they do and damned if they don’t

Tartan noir.

In another fine example of the rich Scottish tradition of gallows humour, the future of Reincarnated Rangers will now be decided on Friday the 13th.

Seldom has a rock and a hard place lined up its prey so squarely. Scottish football is caught in a classic Morton’s Fork — torn between doing the right thing and doing the right thing for its pocket.