Expectations greatly reduced

In one of the very best episodes of Seinfeld, it turns out that among the members of Elaine’s aerobics class is the dashing, handsome and ostentatiously eligible John F Kennedy junior.

They get to chatting, as she swooningly recounts to Jerry and George in the coffee shop next day. “And he asked me my name. And I think I said Elaine — but I mean, who the hell knows?!”

Who the hell knows. Indeed. As neat a way as any of previewing Clare and Waterford tomorrow.