Trial and error: more surrealism in Leeside sporting politics

WELL, you’re probably familiar with the story but we’ll air it again anyway.

A man goes looking for justice and eventually finds the magic door that leads to judgement.

However, he can’t go in; his way is barred by a fearsome guardian, so he settles down and waits. Years pass and as the man is dying, he asks the doorkeeper why, in all that time, has no-one else ever come to the door for justice?