Enda McEvoy: Feeling very blue about the Champions League final

Give a limited number of clubs an unlimited quantity of dosh and eventually two of them will end up meeting in a Champions League final. Chelsea versus Manchester City in Istanbul it is, then

CLASH OF THE CASH: Chelsea defenders Kurt Zouma and Cesar Azpilicueta battle for a header with Man City midfielder Rodri in last month’s FA Cup semi-final at Wembley. The sides will now meet in the Champions League decider. Picture: Ian Walton/Getty Images

Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters and eventually they’ll produce the works of Jeffrey Archer.

Give a limited number of clubs an unlimited quantity of dosh and eventually two of them will end up meeting in a Champions League final.