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We are currently in the throes of potty training, and so far, much like my comedy reviews, results have been mixed

When Ted uses the potty, we make sure to give a round of applause the likes of which haven’t been heard since Riverdance brought The Point to its feet in 1994

WE are currently in the throes of potty training, and so far, much like my comedy reviews, the results have been mixed.

Overall, it’s been going well, but because it’s all so emotional, it’s always hard to know what will elicit tears and what Ted is quite happy to chalk down to experience in a “water off a duck’s back” stance.