Tottenham 5 Newcastle 0

Everton 2 Chelsea 0

Celtic 1 Inverness 0

Man Utd 2 Liverpool 1

Hearts 0 Celtic 4

Two teenage kayakers are recovering after they were rescued from a cave in west Cork early this morning.

Sergio Aguero and Yaya Toure were both on target as Manchester City beat Wolfsburg 2-0 in their friendly encounter at the Volkswagen Arena.

Organisers of protests in more than three dozen cities around the world are hoping thousands will turn out in raucous support of Pussy Riot, the Russian punk band convicted of hooliganism in Moscow.

Serbia 0 Republic of Ireland 0

We must assume the Brazilian film industry turns out zippy, foot-tapping musicals and side-splitting comedies since we never seem to get to see any of them.

AC Omonia 1 Manchester City 2

Arsene Wenger feels Arsenal’s “momentum” was maintained following a dramatic late equaliser by captain William Gallas which rescued a point from their Champions League opener against Dynamo Kiev in Ukraine.

Sun Jihai has insisted he does not plan to quit international football despite being handed a five-game suspension by FIFA.

Turkey captain Nihat Kahveci admitted it was an “unbelievable feeling” to see his team recover from a two-goal deficit to earn a last-gasp 3-2 win over the Czech Republic in a Group A thriller in Geneva.

Portugal coach Luiz Felipe Scolari admitted he had made a “big mistake” in only making eight changes to his starting line-up after his team lost their final Euro 2008 Group A match 2-0 to Switzerland.

Turkey 3 Czech Republic 2

Cavan 0-13 Armagh 0-17

Kerry 1-14 Clare 0-5

The GAA may reportedly mount an investigation into the incidents that marred Kerry's National Fooball League win over Tyrone in Omagh yesterday.

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