It's not actually a joke.

Barclays Premier League leaders Arsenal will have forward Theo Walcott back from two months out following abdominal surgery for the visit of Southampton.

Celebrity Big Brother' star Ron Atkinson has come under fire for making a racist joke.

Defenders David Luiz and Tomas Kalas are Chelsea’s only absentees for their Premier League clash with Aston Villa at Stamford Bridge.

Manchester City defender Micah Richards could make his first appearance of the season in the Capital One Cup third-round tie against Wigan.

A tweet from sent from the 20-year-old academy graduate's Twitter account depicted an aeroplane emoji and pair of hands clapping.

Most people will have been amazed when they saw the ball hop up just before Cristiano Ronaldo converted his penalty last night.

Henrikh Mkhitaryan hailed his stunning goal in Manchester United's 3-1 Stephen's Day win over Sunderland as the best of his career.

Pedro scored within 30 seconds to give Mourinho's former employers the lead.

And he's been handsomely rewarded.

Arsenal will be without England forward Danny Welbeck for several months after he underwent surgery on a knee problem.

“He’s a fantastic personality, he’s got that great confidence in himself."

Roberto Mancini is expecting to select from the same squad of players when he names his Manchester City team to face Newcastle on Sunday.

Liverpool forward Dani Pacheco’s use of the word “negrito” in a Twitter message to team-mate Glen Johnson forced the young Spaniard to defend himself on the social networking site.

Newcastle boss Alan Pardew has been named the Barclays Premier League’s Manager of the season.

Blackburn manager Steve Kean has a full squad to choose from at West Brom tomorrow after French defender Gael Givet recovered from a hamstring injury.

Alex Ferguson has confirmed midfielder Anderson will be out of action for between four and five weeks with a hamstring injury.

Eden Hazard’s agent claims an agreement has been reached with all parties interested in the Belgium international and said the player will make a final decision on his future after the upcoming international friendlies.

Paul Nicholls has confirmed the Alex Ferguson-owned Harry The Viking will be handed an entry in the John Smith’s Grand National.

Fulham have made an official complaint over Liverpool’s pursuit of Clint Dempsey, the Premier League have confirmed.