Damien Enright: ‘The Sausage’ finds himself between rock and a hard place

Lots of news to be reported from this remote island, despite the fact that we’re still banged up and only allowed to leave our flat for essentials.

We should never have sold that house we renovated from a ruin up the valley 39 years ago. What a mistake. It had two banana plantations in front of it and an unimpeded view all the way down the valley to the sea, a mile below.