You’ll have the hots for this Hilton near Wilton

THEY built ‘em big in the poshly-named Hilton, back in the early 1980s, and this non-Paris Hilton example is a sizeable southern Ireland home of 3,500 sq ft of living and sleeping space, on a substantial half acre suburban site.

The Hilton estate, off Cork’s Model Farm Road, is noted for its expanse of space, privacy and greenery: you just don’t get to see your neighbours, unless you want to, or unless, per chance, there’s a forest fire.

Greystones is the latest of the Hilton houses here to come up for sale, and on average there might be a house or two changing hands here every year.