Boris went to Peppa Pig World — as Britain is taken for a ride

Tories dreamed of a ‘boom, he’s back’ moment. Instead they got an Ant and Dec skit and 20 agonising seconds of nothing

‘By now you will be well across the prime minister’s speech to the CBI, in which he lost his place for more than 20 agonising seconds.’ 

You may have heard the odd lie fall from the lips of Boris Johnson, but few are more solidly outrageous than Monday’s claim that he “loved” Peppa Pig World. 

Sorry, but no. I refuse to believe any adult human has attended this attraction and not spent a significant time in the queue for Miss Rabbit’s Helicopter Flight Googling “Mirena coil” or “vasectomies near me”.