Some not-so-serious predictions for 2015

THE last refuge of the columnist/scoundrel — predictions for the following year — is back. Shur, where would you be without it? “Better off”, says you.

January

2015 is the 100th anniversary of The Year Before The 1916 Rebellion. In keeping with the lead-up to any Irish rebellion, this year will include events called ‘Unrealistic Expectations’, ‘A Joint Event With A European Power That Gets Cancelled’ and the ceremonial ‘Hiring Of Spies And Infiltrators’.