In the line of fire

QUESTION: What do Taoiseach Enda Kenny and anti-austerity rioters in Spain have in common?

Answer: They are both trying to dodge bullets fired at them by trigger-happy eurozone sharpshooters.

For the thousands of demonstrators who marched on the Madrid parliament on Tuesday night, it was round after round of rubber bullets they faced as the police beat them back in one of the most violent clashes of the euro crisis.