Terry Prone: Sorry state of some sculptures a reminder in how not to memorialise people

The new Tina Turner statue by Fred Ajanogha.
As the train slowed on its way into Houston Station, the two young American tourists opposite spotted a tall thin structure out the window and wondered what it was. It was like all my Christmasses had come together. Not only did I know a thing, but I had two customers for the thing I knew.
“It’s the Wellington monument,” I told them. “Tallest obelisk in Europe.” They thanked me politely, and a silence fell while I wondered if I was right about it being the tallest in Europe. After a couple of minutes the younger guy drew a deep breath.