Terry Prone: Please don’t expose your toes. Ever. And don’t even mention the other thing

Whether you fancy flip-flops or are tempted to cause sandal, just don't. And if you do that other thing, please stop it at once.

One small mercy came with last month being the wettest Irish July ever — it cut down on the sandal-wearing. Yet many persist in shamelessly parading feet that should be kept away from our eyes. Stock Picture: iStock

This column, today, is going to be disgusting. Fair warning to those of delicate sensibilities. It’s going to be physically disgusting, dealing with the two worst sections of the human body, starting down south with the feet.

Summer is bare feet season. Half the people who normally hide their feet in trainers go to Decathlon and buy sandals for themselves. The other half go with flip-flops.