Goats, generally, are not timorous. Flighty, yes. Indiscriminate, in dietary terms, certainly. A goat with an appetite will eat grass, weeds, tiramisu, or knickers. Whatever’s handy. Without let, hindrance or remorse.
Edith Piaf’s song about not having regrets applies with bells on to goats. Male goats, in addition to dietary promiscuity, will lower their heads and go at you with their horns for no reason.
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