Fergus Finlay: I'll say it loud — I'm 'woke' and I'm proud

The worst thing you can do is try to be inclusive, celebrate difference, try to understand how easy oppression is — do all that and you’re woke

UK prime minister Rishi Sunak and EU Commission president Ursula von der Leyen shake hands after signing off on the agreement on the post-Brexit trade arrangements for Northern Ireland. Picture: Dan Kitwood/Getty Images

I’M A senile old fool. An old man out of touch, trying to rack my failing mind for a provocative headline. I’m a limousine liberal hack, who lives on the fat of the land on taxpayers’ money, and a failed champagne socialist. 

I like lecturing plebs, I support apartheid against people who refused to be vaccinated. I’m scum, a filthy planter (whatever that is), a gutter journo, and a clawhammer (I do know what that is, but I just don’t know how it applies). And I do love my foreign child molesters.