Terry Prone: I sometimes believe the lies being spread about me on Twitter

A Donald Trump-themed toilet brush. I keep mine pristine after it was gifted to me by friends.

Day 218 

Minding my own business, doing no harm to anybody when my phone begins to fuss: I am trending on Twitter. This is rarely good. So I thank the senders and don’t go on Twitter because my moral fiber is so weak, when I read lies accusing me of all sorts of bad stuff, I tend to briefly believe them and hate me. Which may be good for me. It may be the electronic equivalent of the old religious retreat. But not right now. My FOMO doesn’t extend to finding out who currently hates me on Twitter.