Unfortunately, when you learn cursive writing and then it goes rusty, no one can read your handwriting. I was like a drunk doctor

I’LL BE talking about Meghan Markle. But I need to say in advance, don’t worry. You won’t be arguing about this column on Twitter. I feel I need to make this clear because people over a certain age and of the Caucasian persuasion haven’t covered themselves in glory when they offer their two very English pennies worth on the Meghan Markle story.

It really has seemed to bring out the worst in people. Anyway that space is pretty much owned now by Lewis actor Lawrence Fox now. He is the latest 40-something to realise that when you’re not getting much acting work these days, there’s money to be made in being a nob.