What if I told you is an enticing phrase

“What if I told you...” It’s an enticing phrase. All the best ads start with it. “What if I told you there was a way to have a nice thing and still remain solvent?” Or, “What if I told you that you could get older without looking like a sea-cliff?”
Well, what if I told you there was a form of home entertainment that was more satisfying than a Netflix series? That when you finished it, it was finished and you didn’t have to race to the laptop to stop it whispering at you, getting inside your mind to stay up for another hour?