'The station isn't a destination, it's a plot twist'

For the first time in 30 years I was back at Fota Wildlife Park. How can so much time have elapsed between visits? I didn’t have a traumatic experience the first time.

As it was a school tour, probably the biggest trauma was the standard one of the 80s: having precisely one pound for sweets/spending money and wondering how to make it last. Pro-tip: Milky Moos for 40p and they had stickers.