May all your wishes come true, Theresa

So, if it’s not too much trouble, and only because it’s Christmas, this December may I please have… a miracle?

Dear Santa,

This year I have been very good. I’ve stopped taking shortcuts through wheat fields. I have offered my friends (and even one or two enemies) a place to stay in Downing Street in the very near future, and kept in touch with my pen pals abroad.